Jason Streetz

Just in case you give a damn, here are some pictures of me throughout time.

Age: 30, Puerto-Something 2005

The right and proper way to spend any vacation is to be doing absolutely nothing. Observe.

Somehow, they got me to smile for these. (Yes, that is a smile)

Another rare year of smiling in photos. I think you can see why I stopped doing that.

The year at which the body's downward spiral began.